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Hardy's Hash House Harriers web site.

"Drinkers with a Running Problem!"

Glam Rock Lives On!

How reliable are local weather forecasts for Weymouth?

What effect might climate change have on Weymouth's future as a resort and its long-term commercial prospects?

Explore Portland in Dorset through nearly one thousand pictures. Stories, history, geology and fascinating hidden places - all from the comfort of your home.
Geoff is webmaster for a huge on-line archive of Portland pictures submitted by local families.
Relive the appalling horrors and cruelty of being a pupil at the Freemasons' Royal Masonic School for Boys in the late 1940s. Dickensian abuse of children was still practiced in my generation.
Almost as appalling are the problem we have had with our Skoda Octavia! The most unreliable car we have ever owned - and it's still only got about 20,000 miles on the clock!
Sandy runs the London Marathon, 2003 - a magnificent achievement!
Geoff is webmaster for the Dorchester and Weymouth University of the Third Age.

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